Flaming Mom: I'm Not Yelling, I'm a Mother!
Flaming Mom: I'm Not Yelling, I'm a Mother!
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Listen up, tiny humans! Your mom isn't yelling, she's just communicating. Being a mother is tough and sometimes your silly shenanigans push her to the edge. So next time you hear that voice from your mom, don't stress out. Just listen closely and try to behave yourself.
Mommy just wants what's best for you.
A Mom's Day: Powered by Coffee and Controlled Mayhem
Let's be real, being a mom/this whole motherhood thing/the joys of being a parent is a whirlwind/rollercoaster/beautiful mess. One minute you're teaching/playing with your little explorers/humans/creations, the next you're chasing after them like they're on an epic escape mission. Between laundry/school lunches/dance recitals and trying to find matching socks in a sea of chaos, it's easy/sometimes impossible/a constant struggle to keep up. But amidst all the organized//utter chaos, there's one thing that keeps us going: coffee. That magical beverage/drink/potion that makes everything a little more bearable/tolerable/slightly less stressful. Seriously, coffee is our lifeblood.
- Can't survive without coffee
- It fuels our sanity/Gives us a much-needed boost of energy
- And sometimes, it's just plain delicious/Coffee is a treat/A warm hug in a mug
Mama Bear Mode Activated
You better watch out when a mama is feeling protective. That's right, mommy's little cubs are treasured, and she won't think twice to protect them. If you touch her family, prepare for a fierce showdown. This isn't the time to be foolish. Better get out of sight while you still can.
- Stay calm.
- Back off.
- Hush up.
Breeding Dragons Doesn't Come With A Manual
Let's be real, raising a dragon isn't comparable with disciplining your ordinary house pet. There are no specialists who have mastered the intricacies of their complex biology, and forget about finding a manual that covers everything from controlling flames to dragon diplomacy. You're on your own, adventurer, and the only guide is trial and mistake.
Excuse Me For What I Said When I Was Hangry
We've all been there. Your stomach is growling louder than a bear in a national park/the wilderness/my living room, and you're feeling more cranky/irritable/grumpy than usual. Then, bam! You snap at someone over something completely meaningless.
Later on/Down the road/Eventually, when your blood sugar levels have stabilized/returned to normal/are no longer making me crazy, you realize just how out of line/unreasonable/mean your behavior was. It's a good thing/Luckily/Thankfully, there are ways to avoid letting hangry website take over.
First, listen to/pay attention to/be aware of your body's cues. If you're feeling hungry/thirsty/like you need a snack, don't ignore it! Grab a healthysnack/bite/meal/treat/piece of chocolate. And if you find yourself getting angry/frustrated/irritated, take a few deep breaths and try to calm down/relax/chill out before saying anything you might regret.
It takes time to learn to manage hangry, but it's definitely worth it. After all, no one wants to be the person who ruins a perfectly good day/causes drama/becomes known as "hangry".
Love My Kids A Lot But Also... Wine
Being a parent is seriously awesome, but sometimes you just need a little vino. Let's be honest, those tiny humans are adorable, and they completely drain your sanity. After a long day of dealing with, a glass of sparkling can be just the thing you need to relax. It's not about being a bad parent, it's about self-care!
- Raising kids
- Happy hour